I HAVE TO BE BETTER

If my arms are torn apart from me, I will kick you to death.

If then you yank out my legs, I will bite you to death.

When you behead me I will tackle you down with what remains of my body.

I will not be an easy opponent, A levels.

For my friends,family and myself. You will be slain 

And you will stay dead.

surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

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prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

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prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image

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carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

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carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

(Source: silenthill, via nippled)

proletarianprincess:

dear god i hope this is real

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proletarianprincess:

dear god i hope this is real

saramountain:

Going to respond to all criticism with “I’m Kanye West, that doesn’t make any sense.”

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