giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

(via woahwat)

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

(via woahwat)

wounds-2-wisdom:

whoredinarygirl:

barely passing a class like

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I feel this in my spirit

(via woahwat)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via woahwat)

Red Carpet Ready #lipstickstab 

(Source: arden-cho, via woahwat)

steven:

i feel like everything started going downhill once Pluto stopped being a planet

(via woahwat)

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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(via woahwat)

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Gosh darn, I just feel so happy today I don’t even know why. You’re so cute and innocent you make me want to be a better man.

Maybe being nice for a change won’t hurt! I’ve decided to talk to my classmates more! Which is a huge step if u know me haha.
Maybe I’ll return to the nice guy I was.
If it makes you happy :)